Reuben wanted me to make a post featuring him so, here it is.
Let's get Reuben to tell us a little about himself.

Me: What is your favourite pastime?

Reuben: I have three: One is eating. The other is illegal. The last is something a man does in his spare time.

M: What's your favourite song?

R: "Vicinity of Obscenity" by System of a Down

M: If you were given the choice between eating the best damn bologna sandwich in the world and saving the life of your least favourite school instructor, what would you do?

R: Hmm. Probably...save my least favourite school instructor. I already make the best bologna sandwich in the world.

M: Pick a number between one and ten.

R: 9

M: Give me your 9 favourite things.

R: I can give you three. One is eating. The other is illegal...no don't put that. I'll think of them...here we go. Probably making music, umm...eating, using the internet as a way to process information, umm...my friend Cory's Mom. You spelled Cory wrong. I knew you were going to put that. Uh...don't put "uh". You know what, f*ck it. Use your imagination to fill in the other six things.


Well, Reuben blew it. I guess this will be his last appearance on this blog...til the next time...